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[jeffreyab]

Words Of Wisdom

Don't drink and drive. Instead, the next time you get too drunk to drive, walk into a local pizza place and order a pizza for delivery. Then when they go to deliver it, ask for a ride home.

Stolen from an LJ that has been publically inactive for 112 weeks and that is another story.

Comments

[http://users.livejournal.com/tearsinheaven-/]

I liked that.

[minnehaha.livejournal.com]

Wanna bet there some stupid insrance reason the pizza delivery guy can't drive you?

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[la-loca-de-sf.livejournal.com]

too funny