Jan. 22nd, 2004 12:35 am
Interview Meme via audacitygirl
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jeffreyabSubject: as requested, your wish is my command....
1. If you could use any fictional character or combination of characters to describe your traits, who would it be and why?
Nero Wolfe for good memory and intellect and poor people skills among other things.
2. Admit it, you go to cons for the anonymous sex, spankings, and light bondage don't you?
I never have done any of that at cons. If I had ever experienced any of that the sex might have been a good reason to go. I mostly go to hang out and meet new people.
3. What could you start doing today that would make your life a better world to live in (ultimately)?
Follow a better diet, which I am trying to do.
4. What is the biggest regret you have (and no cop-out answers like, "I don't regret a thing..."---absolutely not allowed)
Not taking more chances when I was young enough to both enjoy them and survive them.
5. If you had to have sex with one of the seven dwarves, who would it be and why? What about the smurfs (smurfette not included)?
Dopey because he is the cutest and has no beard. Never watched Smurfs.
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1 - Leave a comment, saying you want to be interviewed.
2 - I will respond; I'll ask you five questions.
3 - You'll update your journal with my five questions, and your five answers.
4 - You'll include this explanation.
5 - You'll ask other people five questions when they want to be interviewed
1. If you could use any fictional character or combination of characters to describe your traits, who would it be and why?
Nero Wolfe for good memory and intellect and poor people skills among other things.
2. Admit it, you go to cons for the anonymous sex, spankings, and light bondage don't you?
I never have done any of that at cons. If I had ever experienced any of that the sex might have been a good reason to go. I mostly go to hang out and meet new people.
3. What could you start doing today that would make your life a better world to live in (ultimately)?
Follow a better diet, which I am trying to do.
4. What is the biggest regret you have (and no cop-out answers like, "I don't regret a thing..."---absolutely not allowed)
Not taking more chances when I was young enough to both enjoy them and survive them.
5. If you had to have sex with one of the seven dwarves, who would it be and why? What about the smurfs (smurfette not included)?
Dopey because he is the cutest and has no beard. Never watched Smurfs.
Want me to interview you?
THE RULES!
1 - Leave a comment, saying you want to be interviewed.
2 - I will respond; I'll ask you five questions.
3 - You'll update your journal with my five questions, and your five answers.
4 - You'll include this explanation.
5 - You'll ask other people five questions when they want to be interviewed
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I WAS having sexual fantasies about you before, but they always included smurfs in the scenarios, so I guess they have to stop now :(
Smurf and Jeff Facts
What is it about Smurfs that make me sexually fantastic?
So please continue having smurfy sexual fantasies about me.
Now 5'11" artistic blondes that's what I like to fantisize about.