The public opinion quiz

Please note, opinions and guesses from virtual strangers welcome and if you are married or my sister, there's no need to explain your answer to #1. I am not propositioning you.

1. Would you have sex with me, why or why not?
2. What issue/difference causes the most strain in our relationship?
3. What about me that others love do you find completely annoying?
4. What was the last lie you told me, and why did you lie?
5. What mental disorder (OCD, bi-polar, etc) am I most likely to have?
6. Which of my friends do you secretly hate?
7. Is there a word or phrase that I misuse, or overuse that sorta irks you? What is it?
8. Have you ever found yourself more attracted to me than you let on? When?
9. What is the least flattering part of my appearance?
10. What, in your opinion, has been my single greatest mistake in life? or: What is the mistake I repeat the most often?
11. What is my worst habit?
12. What do I like that you think is in completely bad taste?
13. Have you ever mocked me behind my back? why?
14. How am I with money? (cheapskate, wastes money, etc.)
15. What kind of driver do you think I am?
16. Have you ever considered ending our friendship?
17. Am I an annoying drunk?
18. Is my livejournal boring? If so, how?
19. Would you let me pick out your clothes?
20. Are you putting this in your journal? If so, are you hoping to get flippant humorous answers in order to avoid having to hear the blunt truth?