I never meme.

[jeffreyab]

If it's got an X, I've never done it.



I have never:

(_) been drunk
(_) smoked pot
(x) smoked crack
(_) kissed a member of the opposite sex
(x) kissed a member of the same sex
(x) crashed a friend's car
(x) been to Japan
(_) ridden in a taxi
(x) had anal sex
(x) been in love
(_) had sex
(x) had sex in public
(_) been dumped
(_) shoplifted
(_) been fired
(x) been in a fist fight... AND WON
(_) had a threesome
(x) snuck out of my parent's house
(X) been tied up (sexually)
(_) been caught masturbating
(x) caught someone else masturbating
(_) pissed on myself
(x) had sex with a member of the same sex
(x) been arrested
(_) made out with a stranger
(x) stole something from my job
(x) celebrated new years in time square
(_) gone on a blind date
(_) lied to a friend
(x) had a crush on a teacher
(x) celebrated mardi-gras in New Orleans..
(x) been to Europe
(_) skipped school
(x) slept with a co-worker
(x) cut myself on purpose
(x) had sex at the office
(x) been married
(x) gotten divorced
(x) had children
(x) tasted my own sexual fluids.
(x) fucked one of my LiveJournal friends
(x) fucked more than one of my LiveJournal friends
(x) fucked your mom
(x) Slapped someone I loved
(_) Driven/flown over 400 miles to attend a show/festival/fetish ball
(_) Been to Canada
(x) Been to Mexico
(_) Been on a plane
(x) Had sex on a plane
(x) had sex with more than one person in the same week
(x) posed nude
(x) gotten someone drunk just to have sex with them
(x) cheated on my significant other
(x) had sex with my boss
(x) dated my roommate
(x) hitchhiked
(x) danced naked
(_) eaten red meat, chicken or fish
(x) had a tattoo
(x) booty-called someone



Some of the stuff I have done I was very young when I did it.
Other things are reasons I don't drink to excess any more.